Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
What follows is a short, handy-dandy, list of rules, or rather, “don’ts” for the curious stranger who sees pretty illustrations on a woman’s bare skin and thinks it’s an invitation to chat, to touch, to invade.
YES, THANK YOU
(Source: xojane.com)
14
Dec
WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER
IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS
GUARANTEED TO GROW.
30
Aug
oh shit, i forgot about you for a hot minute, tumblr-universe (tumblrverse?). sorry. it’s nothing personal. hey, how about you check out this song my friends steve and shane had me sing on and in exchange i promise i’ll stop dropping off of the face of the tumblr-earth (tumblrth?)…deal? deal.
EDIT: it’s called “Whiskey Doomed.” i dunno why that doesn’t show up. wevs.
13
May
20
Feb
UNTITLED
i want to write a love letter to
apricot-and-putty-colored
linoleum floors,
especially the parts hidden
under dishwashers
- where dust, pennies, and
the occasional stale Cheerio collect -
slightly warm to the touch
from having taken care of
the aftermath
of the evening’s pot roast
via pompadoursandpincurls
via mandicreally
via chubadubdub
via sedatephobia
via spookychan
via oxane
via mad-e-b
via brainxstew