15
Dec
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
15
Dec
What follows is a short, handy-dandy, list of rules, or rather, “don’ts” for the curious stranger who sees pretty illustrations on a woman’s bare skin and thinks it’s an invitation to chat, to touch, to invade.
YES, THANK YOU
(Source: xojane.com)
14
Dec
WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER
IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS
GUARANTEED TO GROW.
30
Aug
oh shit, i forgot about you for a hot minute, tumblr-universe (tumblrverse?). sorry. it’s nothing personal. hey, how about you check out this song my friends steve and shane had me sing on and in exchange i promise i’ll stop dropping off of the face of the tumblr-earth (tumblrth?)…deal? deal.
EDIT: it’s called “Whiskey Doomed.” i dunno why that doesn’t show up. wevs.
14
May
13
May
20
Feb
UNTITLED
i want to write a love letter to
apricot-and-putty-colored
linoleum floors,
especially the parts hidden
under dishwashers
- where dust, pennies, and
the occasional stale Cheerio collect -
slightly warm to the touch
from having taken care of
the aftermath
of the evening’s pot roast